K-Penn

Singer

Hiphop and R&B artist K-Penn from Portland, Oregon. Making every bar count over some of the best and most diverse production. Beyond having a great ear for beats, K-Penn bring his own unique sound to Hiphop. He started releasing music in 2012 and having dropped over two hundred songs and three studio albums, K-Penn shows no signs of slowing down.

Rachelle Cochran

Comedian

Rachelle describes her comedy style as unique” and “loud.” Think of her as the silly lesbian next door who owns too many crocs. Rachelle has been fortunate enough to share her observational comedy, boundless energy, and enthusiasm on stages at Seattles Highlarious Comedy Festival, Sacramentos Comedy Festival, PDX Queer Comedy Festival, Harveys Comedy Club, and was recently recognized by her Doordash driver as that one who didnt do so bad at Portlands Funniest. Rachelle fills her free time working on her musical comedy, hiding from exercise, and napping.

Ronnie Macaroni

Comedian

Ronnie Macaroni is a plucky and irreverent Portland-based comedian who got her start in Chico, California. She’s graced stages from the Sierra Nevada Big Room to Music Inn World Instruments in NYC and performed alongside comedians like Adam Cayton-Holland, Kate Willett, David Gborie, and more. Ronnie is similar to a pizza with too many toppings on it; if she were a meal at Taco Bell, she’d be a CuntWrap Supreme.

In the words of Billy Crystal, comedy is like taking somebody by the hand, guiding them through a dark forest, and right when you get to the light where they feel safe, you smack em in the face with a shovel, and that’s precisely what Ronnie does.

Ryan Danley

Comedian

Ryan Danley is a Portland, Oregon-based comedian, writer for “The Hard Times” and co-host of “Another Goddamn Horror Podcast”. He was a semi-finalist in the “Portland’s Funniest Person” competition, along with being a featured performer in “The Savage Henry Comedy Festival”.

When he’s not starting fires and breaking glass, Ryan can be seen performing all over the country from Portland, Oregon to Brooklyn, New York and everywhere in between. He’s also the co-founder of 2021’s Another Goddamn Horror Festival in Brooklyn, New York.

Most importantly, he’s a proud father, and when he’s not performing, you can see him singing the praises of his kids and telling the world how great they are.